Saturday, August 23, 2008
Are you Smarter than a Principle ?Ms. Tan was having trouble with one of her lower primary student.
"Johnny, what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the lower
primary.
My sister is in primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the primary six too!"
Ms. Tan had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.
The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the class and behave.
He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic. "What is three times three?" "Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?" Fifty-four."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms. Tan and said, "I
think Johnny can go to primary six! He seems smart enough."
Ms. Tan said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agreed.
Ms. Tan asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" "Pockets!"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants."
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
"Coconut."
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
"Shake hands, Ma'am."
"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK?
First one. You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."
Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
"Nose."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."
"Arrow."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"
"Firetruck, Ma'am!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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Lowex GamerYo whats up Gamers i gving u a list of the games i play so if u play the games to we could play together
1.Grandchasesea(Char name: lowex)
2.viwawa(Char name :lowchenxian)
3.battleon (using cheats lol)
4.Dragonfable (cheating also)
5.neopets (lastime cheated)(semi-quited)
6.Privateservers(which includes:maplestory,gunz,RO,WoW)
7.some games on mofunzone.com
8.some games on heavygames.com
9.Cards games (real life)(duel masters,yugioh)
10.Frets on Fire
11.Cabalsea(semi-quited)
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My psp since last week spoil still haven send for repair very sianz sia,at home nth to do only can play computer games.
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Welcome to my worldThis is my first blog,i have lots to learn so teach me how to make my blog better,thx
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