SUPER BUSINESS SLOGANSSUPER BUSINESS SLOGANS, PART I
Local ad for a plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
