Saturday, October 4, 2008
Teacher-Student Jokes
Teacher:' What is your name?'.
Student:'Mera name Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:' When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student:' My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:' Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny:' Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Fight on 3:24 AM
