A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KL airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his own sweet time driving within the speed limit but the jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi. ZOOM! Jap: Look, look. Toyota! very fast! made in Japan! Proton not good. Made in Malaysia. Driver: yah.
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi. ZOOM!
Jap: Look, look. Nissan! very good! very fast! made in Japan! Proton not good. Made in Malaysia. Driver: yah, yah.
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi. ZOOM!
Jap: Look, look. Honda! very GOOD! very fast! made in Japan! Proton not good. Made in Malaysia. Driver: yah, yah, yah!
Arriving at the airport, the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much? Driver: RM150/- Jap: Oh. very expensive. you overcharge! Driver: No. look, look. Sony meter! very good! very fast! Made in Japan!
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Hokkien jokes Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know,it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"
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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien? ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah". > QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh? ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns) > QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh? ANSWER : Hee hee hee (hokkien for fish) >
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Monday, December 8, 2008
Wife Vs Girlfriend
Rcvd tis in email:
Wife is like a TV. Girlfriend is like handphone.
At home watch TV. Go out bring h/p.
No money sell TV. Got money change h/p.
Sometime enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p.
TV free for life but......
h/p, if you don't pay, services will be terminated....!
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Indians Riders LOL!
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A blind man visits the state of Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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S.H.I.T
In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T ). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) . This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T ) .
Thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
