Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Hokkien jokes
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know,it's the strangest
thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on
for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the
man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your
father-in-law.It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens
the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the
fridge again!"
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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".
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QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)
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QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hee hee hee (hokkien for fish)
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Fight on 2:25 AM
