Lee Bai's Poem - versions in Chinese, English, Singlish, Ah Beng, Army, Osama & Bush
(Chinese Version) Chuang qian ming yue guang Yi shi di shang shuang Ju tou wang ming yue Di tou shi gu xiang
(English Version) The moon light is pouring down on my bedside Like white frost spreading on the ground I look ! up the bright round moon in the sky And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown
(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version) Bedfront Moon Bright Bright Think Is Floor White White Lift Head See Moon Moon Bow Head Miss Home Home...
(Ah-Beng Version) Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose) Think Think Go Pang Sai Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone) BS While Lau Sai
(Latest Reservist Army Version) Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop) Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization) Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until nobreathe) Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)
(Osama version) No friend at my side Think think Bush will fight Lift head but where to hide? This time don't know when will die ?
(Bush version) Can't sleep since that night Think think where he hide? Bomb bomb friends will say I pai No choice ask them go fly kite
Fight on 8:34 AM
Friday, April 24, 2009
Fight on 6:50 AM
Fight on 6:25 AM
Thursday, April 16, 2009
survivor: blonde version 3 girls, a redhead, a burnette and a blonde, got shipwrecked and were left on an isolated island. far ahead was another island which they were unsure if there was anyone living on it. after a short discussion, they decided that they should swim to the island to call for help. but since they were tired, no one was willing to swim to the shores of the other island. in the end, the redhead volunteered herself.
'i'll go,' she said, and she took off her shoes and swam out to the sea, only to return after 1/4 of the journey because she was too tired to carry on. the brunette, thinking that she could do better, decided to volunteer herself too.
'i'll go then,' she said, and she took off her shoes and swam out to the sea, only to return after 1/3 of the journey because she was too tired to carry on. the blonde, seeing that both of them had returned, thought "i can definitely do better than them." and hence, volunteered herself to swim to the other island.
'well, i guess it's my turn to try,' she said, and she took off her shoes and swam out to the sea. however, after 1/2 of the journey, she was too tired and satisfied that she had swum further than the 2 of them, turned and returned to the island.
Fight on 2:00 AM
Monday, April 13, 2009
Singaporean Acronyms
WITS
Work Improvement Teams
Waste Individual Time Session/ We Idle Together Session
UOB
United Overseas Bank
You Owe Bank
TCS
Television Corporation of Spore
Talk Cock Station
SIA
Singapore International Airlines
Suffer In Agony or Sex In Air
SGH
Singapore General Hospital
Sure Giveup Hope
SDU
Social Development Unit
Single, Desperate and Ugly/ Sexually Depressed and Unwanted
SBS
Singapore Bus Service
Super Blur Sotong/ Screwed-up and Bad Service
SAF
Singapore Armed Forces
Serve And Forget
PWD
Public Works Department
Purposely Want to Dig
PUB
Public Utilities Board
Pay Until Broke
PSI
Pollution Safety Index
Please Stay Indoors
PSA
Port of Singapore Authority
Poor Ships Ahead
POSB
Post Office Savings Bank
Purposely Owe Some Banks
PAP
People's Action Party
Pay And Pay
OUB
Overseas Union Bank
Owe Until Bankrupt
OETI
Ordnance Engineering Training Institute
Only Eat, Talk and Idle
OCBC
Oversea-Chinese Banking Corporation
Owe Cash, Boh Credit
NUSSU
NUS Student Union
No Use, So Screw Up
NUS
National University of Singapore
Never Use Sense/ Not Up to Standard/ Nothing Up Stairs
NUH
National University Hospital
Never Use Heart
NTU
Nanyang Technological University
Ninja Turtle University
MRTC
Mass Rapid Transit Corporation
More Road Tax Coming
MRT
Mass Rapid Transit
Mad Rush to Train
MOE
Ministry of Environment
Muggers Only Environment
MAS
Monetary Authority of Singapore
Mad Accounting System/ Must Always Suffer
LTA
Land Transport Authority
Long Tio Ah (crash!)
JTC
Jurong Town Council
Jokers Training Centre
HDB
Housing Development Board
Highly Dangerous Building
GST
Goods and Services Tax
Government Salary Tax or Go Squeeze Them
ERP
Electronic Road Pricing
Everytime Raise Price or Everyday Rob People (contributed by Judhi)
EDB
Economic Development Board
Enough, Don't Bluff
DBS
Development Bank of Singapore
Damn! Boh Salary
CPF
Central Provident Fund
Cash Prior to Funeral or Coffin Provision Fund
COE
Cetificate of Entitlement
Cash On Expressway or worse, "Si hor yi" (give them after death)
